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Well good thing my birthday isn't till friday *dodged a bullet*
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Get drunk, take a red eye to Vegas, and stay drunk for at least two days.You might not remember who you are on day 3, mission done
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If the breakup was conveyed to you by law enforcement officer stopping by, there's good chance the thing is really over. RT
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Get a motorcycle, and celebrate your new freedom.
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Fortunately I'm over 25.
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A very good source for laughter! Ty.
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