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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jul 2016

    Obama Calls For Turret-Mounted Video Cameras On All Police Tankshttp://www.theonion.com/r/37586 

    4:41 PM - 11 Jul 2016
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      1. BuffaloGolfer.Com‏ @buffalogolfer 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They'll just fall off in the melee.

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      1. Bill Foster‏ @josephzamudio2 11 Jul 2016
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        all pulic dronings will be monitored for our safety.

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      1. Ryan Shepard‏ @RyanShepard_ 11 Jul 2016
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        #Tankshttp never forget.

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      1. HISTROIKA‏ @HISTROIKA 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @IsraeldidNine11

        Can Obomba not see the tragedy in this, camera's on tanks, what are police doing with tanks in the first place?

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      1. Charles Daeda‏ @CDaeda 11 Jul 2016
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        ; Not a tank. An armored personnel carrier.

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      1. Lekshe'sGhost‏ @MepadiL 12 Jul 2016
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        <RT "#Obama Calls For Turret-Mounted #Video #Cameras On All #Police #Tanks http://www.theonion.com/r/37586  Who is Turret?

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      1. _‏ @0x1FOFFF 12 Jul 2016
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        will cameras fall off on these too?

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      1. Rajan J Singh‏ @AarjaySin 11 Jul 2016
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        Bet that bugger will actually put a laser designator + rangefinder instead of strengthening democratic rights of citizens.

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      1. Gary Reidenbach‏ @AgentsOfChilled 11 Jul 2016
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        So a possible reality show coming soon?

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      1. Possessed Zero-Turn‏ @theLazerZ 11 Jul 2016
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        @Popehat Are you perhaps confusing other types of armored combat vehicle for tanks?

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 11 Jul 2016
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        People didn't have a problem with these driving around France hunting terrorists.

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      1. reelerBriceKOENIGUER‏ @BKoeniguer 11 Jul 2016
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        Black Ride Splatters

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      1. Andrew S‏ @AndyS_Research 11 Jul 2016
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        You wouldn't want that piece of equipment stuck in a sinkhole,quicksand, flash flood, or a hurricaine/tornado..

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      1. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 11 Jul 2016
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        Not gonna lie, that thing is fucking cool

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      1. sparnon‏ @sparnon 11 Jul 2016
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        FINALLY

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