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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jul 2016

    Chuck E. Cheese's Announces New Lower Prices, But The Restaurants Will Be Dirtier http://onion.com/29w5jCD pic.twitter.com/iZPzCuSmrK

    8:00 PM - 7 Jul 2016
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      1. Mike Joseph‏ @TheKidMpls 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ryborne

        Cheaper prices are possible, dirtier restaurants are not....

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      1. Noah‏ @noahcs21 8 Jul 2016
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        @lilbradrap

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      1. Rushmore, The President with 4 Heads.‏ @king_simpleton 7 Jul 2016
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        The restaurants are made entirely of ceramic and are cleaned out with a flamethrower once a month.

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't know that was possible.

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      2. benjamin‏ @BennyCurrence 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cayfizz did you RT as a sign that this is where I should take you for our next date?

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      4. benjamin‏ @BennyCurrence 7 Jul 2016

        ;)

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      1. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 7 Jul 2016
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        rats.

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      1. Nicole Truss‏ @NicoleTrussSoFL 19 Aug 2016
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        um... thanks so much for that enticing offer. Kindly, no thank you!

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      1. Liz‏ @elmangels 9 Jul 2016
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        BYOHS (bring your own hand sanitizer)

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      1. Jamar Harland‏ @jamardharland 8 Jul 2016
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        about time they started listening to their clientele and creating options that appeal to the poor/low standard demographic.

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      1. Cort Fernald‏ @CortFernald 8 Jul 2016
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        Dirtier than a dirty diaper sometimes...and bear in mind, the mascot is a rat, a rat folks.

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      1. How to Say Cheese‏ @HowtoSayCheese 8 Jul 2016
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        thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Friday :) (Want this? It's FREE! https://bit.ly/thankyou69 )

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 8 Jul 2016
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        Co. thinks new name: "Chuck E. Moldy Cheese" can still work with strong marketing! RT

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      1. Erin Robinson‏ @SomeWherErin 8 Jul 2016
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        hey @HeatherDubrow this sounds like your worst nightmare.

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      1. Abby‏ @Abbby_w 8 Jul 2016
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        @J_Pheezy

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 8 Jul 2016
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        it's now going to be required to change the restaurant's name to Chuck E Cheese "Pizza"

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 8 Jul 2016
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        this seems pretty inevitable, they've already lowered the quality of the "food" as much as is legally possible

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      1. Laurel Bakker‏ @laurelbakker 7 Jul 2016
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        And there will now be premium seating for "Fight Nights". #RedneckParents

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