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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jul 2016

    Police Officer Doesn’t See A Difference Between Black, Light-Skinned Black Suspects http://onion.com/29lFu6G pic.twitter.com/zFLatxKZy8

    11:30 AM - 7 Jul 2016
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      2. Master Biter‏ @Go_On_Bite_Me 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A very irresponsible article. In the wake of recent events, some people aren't gonna understand that this is purely satirical.

        3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Redbob‏ @RedbobBackup 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @Go_On_Bite_Me @TheOnion

        If you can't figure out that the Onion isn't real news, the problem is your ignorance and lack of humor.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Master Biter‏ @Go_On_Bite_Me 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shame on you, The Onion.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Stochastic jocosity‏ @murrdogg 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @Go_On_Bite_Me

        it's the onion. All the Yb do is satire. And it's from 2014

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Master Biter‏ @Go_On_Bite_Me 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @murrdogg

        Like I said in the tweet before, some people aren't gonna understand that it's just satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. (((tabuu9)))‏ @tabuu9 8 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mccoyology

        The Onion is satire

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      1. Sergio Bonilla‏ @SergioB_ 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If your response to this article is outrage or feeling that it's "too soon," then good. It's satire that is meant to do this.

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      1. Redbob‏ @RedbobBackup 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EscapeVelo Well black hands DO look like guns.

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      1. Gala Lynn Hines‏ @walkininthedead 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not all officers can say this. Def support the ones who do. Problem you can't tell the difference.

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      1. Luke Kuechly‏ @NotLukeKuechly 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahaahahhahaha

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      1. Alvin Fernando‏ @alvieboo 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bad timing or good timing. I'm unsure.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black Pimp Doesn't Care If Sex Slaves Are Black, White, Yellow or Brown Yet Maintains He's A Victim Of Historical Slavery.

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      1. Rob‏ @Rob9874 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon. Timing makes this pretty tasteless

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      1. Leyth‏ @leyth_ 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how is this even funny?

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      1. Alberto Beto Carrà  🎗️⚑ 🎸 ☮️‏ @BetodiModena 10 Jul 2016
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        Holidays In the USA?pic.twitter.com/pAq2O8JG8P

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      1. Travis Willison‏ @MrTWillison 8 Jul 2016
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        Might be fake news but the media and dickhead celebrities are making this so much worse. we are all pink on the inside!!!!!

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      1. Truth‏ @826newg 7 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what ever. At this point who gives a damn

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