.@TheOnion @sozki Ah, yes. That's how I leave the interwebz trolls, too. #GnashingTheirTeeth 
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He asked her if she had 75 cents he could "borrow" and she said, no, sorry, she only had 74 cents, and kept walking! RT
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that guy doesn't look white enough. I could almost mistake him for Hispanic. I'm telling California.
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Bummer! This usually turns the guy into a serial flasher. Just sayin'
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Do you remember when the Onion used to be funny?
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