Ouch, man. This one hurts.
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I want this to be funny but I know that there's really some kid out there who's parents have to tell them this
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this isn't satire anymore.??¿?
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Are you trying for dark humour or simple meaninglessness? You've nailed the latter.
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Good news: there's just enough in the budget for a half-day trip to the free-range muskrat preserve.
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Daddy also had 566.752 Hillary Clinton emails printed out in the trunk of his car...go figure! RT
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sometimes you hit too close.
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Does anybody else remember when
@TheOnion printed faked news?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Right in the feels
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