Now if each successful social interaction was rewarded with cash THAT'd be a motivator to attend an otherwise pointless gathering.
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tf? I enjoy many Onion articles but mental health issues aren't something you make fun of
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Too real onion! too real!
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1. Shutting oneself in and/or Xanax!
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