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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jul 2016

    Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into Society http://onion.com/29aKxHi pic.twitter.com/Mtpuoriq9p

    11:25 AM - 2 Jul 2016
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      1. sammyg‏ @sammygee1993 2 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump will exterminate them

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      1. Thomas Eckard‏ @TomsGoneHome 2 Jul 2016
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        They'll stick out, they will be the only ones.

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      1. Catherine‏ @MrsNettles118 2 Jul 2016
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        I give them a week

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      1. David Campbell‏ @dcampbell1960 2 Jul 2016
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        @williamcrawley Cruel - they'll never survive there. A bit like releasing public-sector workers into the private sector

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      1. Ian Garrard‏ @twominutesto 2 Jul 2016
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        it'll never catch on.

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      1. John Salmon‏ @JohnSalmon859 3 Jul 2016
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        @annie3592 They'll be shunned by the neighbors...

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      1. Sarah See‏ @Acceptance1932 3 Jul 2016
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        Predators are usually calm and appear level-headed.

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      1. CynicL1 ☮️ ❤️ 😊‏ @Dave_Fouchey 3 Jul 2016
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        @EllenDatlow laudable but I suspect fruitless attempt at "re-wilding" humans into the environment

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      1. WL Chan‏ @perhapsimarobot 2 Jul 2016
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        Please urgently send some to British Parliament. We need the help.

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      1. matt539  🌹‏ @matt5thirtynine 3 Jul 2016
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        i was wondering where all the people like me were

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      1. Dawn. A. Alderson‏ @dawn_alderson 3 Jul 2016
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        @DermotodwO ;) excellent reporting......

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      1. Colin Ramsay‏ @caramsay 3 Jul 2016
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        Careful, they might reproduce.

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      1. Bonnie Stacy‏ @bonzoid 3 Jul 2016
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        where are they? Haven't seen a trace of them yet!

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      1. DaniCarteaux‏ @DCarteaux 3 Jul 2016
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        I've never seen a normal, well-adjusted human simply walk down the street looking that optimistic/happy...

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 2 Jul 2016
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        Larry Dornan was reintroduced but after furiously flapping his arms several times, was taken back for further treatment. RT.

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      1. Getitnowus‏ @Getitnowjim 2 Jul 2016
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        Your tweet is now featured on my @RebelMouse pic.twitter.com/9EdTA6P3Dq *bump it* http://rbl.ms/29hXhOH 

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      1. Casey Chazboe‏ @2casey451 2 Jul 2016
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        @ColinPeters No way. That guy's shirt "fits".

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      1. Alan (((Engel)))‏ @alanatpaterra 2 Jul 2016
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        @portereduardo He's white.

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      1. keith vivian evans‏ @keithvivianevan 2 Jul 2016
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        @Jonathon_Bray will they please go into politics. The Martians are fucking it up

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