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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jun 2016

    Crowd At Trump Rally Realizes They’ve Been Chanting ‘We Are Frightened And Helpless’ For Last Half Hourhttp://onion.com/292GAsM 

    11:10 AM - 28 Jun 2016
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    15 replies 707 retweets 1,388 likes
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      2. Alex Colburn‏ @ajmcolburn 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every non-white person in this photo is either upset, or disinterested. Seems appropriate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Arkansas Guy‏ @Sense_of_common 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny! Liberals would never chant that because big Gov will keep them safe. Right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Austin‏ @akchein 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Sense_of_common @TheOnion

        Trump is just as big gov as Hillary is

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Arkansas Guy‏ @Sense_of_common 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @akchein @TheOnion

        Trump is an idiot. Hillary is far worse though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Austin‏ @akchein 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Sense_of_common @TheOnion

        they are both awful, don't support either

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Arkansas Guy‏ @Sense_of_common 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @akchein @TheOnion

        I'd vote for an actual clown-shoes-wearing clown before I'd simply not vote and give my vote to Hillary.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. The Monster‏ @boris3324 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Sense_of_common @akchein @TheOnion

        "actual clown-shoes-wearing clown" oh, a Trump man

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Arkansas Guy‏ @Sense_of_common 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @boris3324 @akchein @TheOnion

        Not a Trump fan at all, but he'll get my vote over Hillary. HILLARY FOR PRISON 2016!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Austin‏ @akchein 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Sense_of_common @boris3324 @TheOnion

        I recommend Gary Johnson. The only pro-constitution candidate on the ballot in all 50 states

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. My Info‏ @MyInfo63488135 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats stupid

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      1. allie‏ @alliegracerob 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_johnwhitlow

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      1. Alton Bailey‏ @b_altonbailey 3 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can't believe how many tools are in here actually debating their boring political opinions over a sattire article.

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      1. Jason Gill‏ @jasonwrite 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        kinda says it all.

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      1. gidget  🦗‏ @A_mart_z 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      2. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As opposed to people who throw rocks at police horses to show how strong and empowered they are.

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      3. Alton Bailey‏ @b_altonbailey 3 Jul 2016
        Replying to @leashyourkids @TheOnion

        asking these types of questions to a fucking sattire news outlet... pretty funny.

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      4. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 3 Jul 2016
        Replying to @b_altonbailey @TheOnion

        Wasn't even remotely a question. Simply a statement on how the far-left is just as bad as far-right.

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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sounds about right hehe

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