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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jun 2016

    Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine http://onion.com/28Z9whk pic.twitter.com/yBlgiVUGXK

    6:30 AM - 28 Jun 2016
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    • Jim'sJunkBox Logan DiGiacomo timbear janet lynne Jean Comrie lailah Ben Bergeron 📼cjhitchcock📼 Josh Barnes
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      1. Ana ✨‏ @AnaTheNavigator 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Paul_Copeland

        LMAOO c u here bud

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      2. angelicaga‏ @angelicaga6 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane more disturbing. Allowing Verizon free advertising. They don't give anything free, especially customer service.

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      2. Abolish Op Eds‏ @CutTheRightWire 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @translostation

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      3. Alan van den Arend‏ @translostation 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @CutTheRightWire

        not a threat if I like it.

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      1. Nik Navin‏ @NikNavin83 28 Jun 2016
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        @mreddallstar @sled_head24

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      1. hoolia‏ @wowthanksjulia 28 Jun 2016
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        @alexdukeee

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      2. E‏ @marie_chewy 28 Jun 2016
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        @BestCFB

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      3. Mitch the Plant‏ @BestCFB 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @marie_chewy @TheOnion

        haha it's almost that time. I completely lol'd at the next headline "laid-off man finally achieves work life balance"

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      1. kelly m roach‏ @_o__0_o_0__o_ 2 Jul 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane i thought that was a gay reference....?

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      1. Tom Dickinson‏ @Tom_Dickinson1 28 Jun 2016
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        @JoeBecic too real

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      1. Gabriel Bretz‏ @BretzG 28 Jun 2016
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        @benf92 me to you

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      1. Jeremy Berney‏ @BerneyThoughts 28 Jun 2016
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        my exact feelings

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      1. Nathan Kreegar‏ @cobaltthegreat 28 Jun 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Been there. *shutters*

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      1. spamineggs‏ @spamineggs 28 Jun 2016
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        @TheAJHeil LOL!

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      2. Steve Currence‏ @essdotcurr 28 Jun 2016
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        Exhibit A as to why intrusion countermeasures are a wise investment.

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      3. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @essdotcurr @TheOnion

        I'm posting right here

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