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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jun 2016

    Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son http://onion.com/28WpkRl pic.twitter.com/v69zMKHl55

    4:11 PM - 26 Jun 2016
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      1. Tony papa‏ @Tonypapa9 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BillKristol Donald you Dawg you. Been running around Tijuana, have we ?

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      1. Mixtape‏ @Zoielk98 28 Jun 2016
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        @nida_nope potus

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      1. thomas strickland‏ @ThScepticsReply 26 Jun 2016
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        @BillKristol Rep & Dems worked together and sold US to Corporations since G Bush Srhttp://www.vdare.com/articles/gop-support-of-immigration-globalization-and-corporatism-why-the-reagan-democrats-departed …

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      1. Trendinalia USA‏ @trendinaliaUS 6 Jul 2016
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        the 1st mention of 'Eric Trump' appears on your TL. Now is Trending Topic in United States! #trndnl

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      1. MockingBird‏ @Saffronian 27 Jun 2016
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        Javier 😂

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      1. Ann Marie Buscema‏ @buscema50 27 Jun 2016
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        @CGasparino that's Superb very funny

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      1. James McLamb‏ @james_mclamb 27 Jun 2016
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        recognize him. That is Hector, Eric's fraternal twin by a different mother. Black sheep of the family.

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      1. FakeNewz.com‏ @FakeNewzNetwork 27 Jun 2016
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        Hilarious! We love you guys. Keep it up.

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      1. Trudy McCarter‏ @MccarterTrudy 27 Jun 2016
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        @BillKristol How ugly and rude.

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      1. Dennis Drouillard‏ @DJD_Drouillard 26 Jun 2016
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        @BillKristol Kristol's retweet is absolutely racist! He lectures others and then smirkly spews racism. #Trump2016

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      1. Keith  🎃 🎃 🎃 Burton‏ @bbeekk321 26 Jun 2016
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        @NH92276 I knew he'd drop Eric. Just waiting for a good excuse.

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      1. Cynthia Lopez‏ @cindybryce61 26 Jun 2016
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        You guys are hilarious!

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      1. Henrik Magnusson‏ @maestromorte 26 Jun 2016
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        Of course, he'll deny using a migrant son despite tons of paperwork stating directly that he did

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      1. SANDRA JOHNSON‏ @sandrajdayton 26 Jun 2016
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        And they call Trump racist? How do you know he won't just do a better job? Funny how racist people keep calling Trump a racist.

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 26 Jun 2016
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        I thought Eric Trump was the cheap migrant son. I guess stupidity runs in the family!

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      1. Gary Molz‏ @garymolz 26 Jun 2016
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        funny

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      1. Karen‏ @kar1959 26 Jun 2016
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        Thank you, but my drink is all over my tablet - too funny

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      1. .‏ @poetryinthwater 26 Jun 2016
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        you guys do the best photoshop jobs

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      1. vperry‏ @VickiPerry30 26 Jun 2016
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        I love Mr. Trump, but that's funny! Thank you for the giggles.

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