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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jun 2016

    Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision http://onion.com/28Wsmt8  #BrexitVote

    11:00 AM - 24 Jun 2016
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    118 replies 6,563 retweets 7,923 likes
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      2. Geoffrey May 🇬🇧‏ @GeoffreyMay1 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He had to go because he lied, bullied, threatened, and called half the population racists & peddlers of hate. He lost credibility.

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. BigTomNYC‏ @BigTomNYC 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @GeoffreyMay1 @TheOnion

        sounds exactly like our American President

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Dr. Bill Smith‏ @arra 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @docleadfoot Not confused! Nixon resigned. Obama should but his mistakes are his agenda. Bill Clinton should have resigned!

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      2. RestorationUS76‏ @RestorationUS76 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol.. If we adopted that model. You'd have 10 people working in DC

        2 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      1. Dylan-149‏ @ishikusui 24 Jun 2016
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        @ABCBTom this sounds like it should be a real article

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      1. George‏ @spinyeal 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JohnnyUtah27 Wish Obama would do likewise

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      2. TheMindOfColi‏ @TheMindOfColi 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Godzilla_KOM hahahahaha!!!!

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      3. Ninja Birthdaybax‏ @Godzilla_KOM 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheMindOfColi @TheOnion

        I love the Onion. XD

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. TheMindOfColi‏ @TheMindOfColi 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Godzilla_KOM @TheOnion

        me too :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mudia‏ @MudiaOzzy 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Bobbyrayoo

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      3. Stew‏ @Bobbyrayoo 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @MudiaOzzy @TheOnion

        one Nigerian is also confused as well 😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Tom Hiter‏ @TomHiter 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @stringfellow2 I wish to goodness OURS would resign! He's made PLENTY of bad decisions!

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      1. Don‏ @don_peck 24 Jun 2016
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        @LadyOnTheRight1 America should take note of this!

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      1. SgtDangerCow‏ @SgtDangerCow 24 Jun 2016
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        @Lazer to be fair they thought we left the UN....

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      1. Antonio E. Mesonero‏ @Rudapoliakov 24 Jun 2016
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        @laloalcaraz Cameron has sacrificed Europe and Britain for trying to save his job. Cameron is a moron (an asshole)

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      1. The Stutter Man  🇱🇷‏ @RickyStutterz 24 Jun 2016
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        @Kay_2907 maybe they should try it

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      2. Mike Grady‏ @StDonatusFarmer 25 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RickLangel Most educated Americans aren't confused at all by how a parliamentary system works. However the ignorant here are.

        1 reply 2 retweets 0 likes
      3. Fara O'Gara‏ @FaraOGara 25 Jun 2016
        Replying to @StDonatusFarmer @TheOnion @RickLangel

        Rick Langel is pissing into the wind as usual with his Obama Derangement Syndrome pap. He is lame!

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. DEBBIE J‏ @DDJTJ 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        to bad Obama didnt the nightmare we live in would have never been

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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