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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jun 2016

    Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son http://onion.com/28RwKtF pic.twitter.com/HN3PYo4095

    8:35 AM - 23 Jun 2016
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      1. CarlatheRedd‏ @SteuerCarla 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        democrats spend big and get Zero. Trump spends little and wipes the floor.

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      1. Vote Out Every Republican‏ @GOPkleptocrat 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL “@TheOnion: Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son http://onion.com/28RwKtF  pic.twitter.com/BVNUkme4Eq”

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      1. Jimmy Cartar‏ @JimmyCartar1 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the Onion isnt funny once it got Univision money

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      1. James Markey‏ @JamesRMarkey 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion making us laugh as it should. 👍

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      1. Scott Man‏ @ScottMa64117391 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Applauds timely, well-executed sarcasm!

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      1. John‏ @mrodark 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good thing cheap migrant son is on THIS side of the wall!

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      1. DFC‏ @PettanPettan 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HE WILL LOSE TO HILLARY AND HER DOLLARS

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a Mexican!

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      2. RealVinnieJames‏ @RealVinnieJames 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure all the Hispanics who see this headline feel just great. Good job. Tell me again why there's such division in the US? -VJ

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. C‏ @CaraSkyler 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @RealVinnieJames @TheOnion

        I know!! How is this NOT offensive to Hispanics? Maybe the joke is going over my head??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. RealVinnieJames‏ @RealVinnieJames 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @CaraSkyler @TheOnion

        It's like everybody's on some kind of drug which makes good bad and bad good. Very surreal times we live in. -VJ

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Wonka‏ @TownzenW 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @RealVinnieJames

        the so called party of tolerance.. Doesn't seem so tolerant do they.! This is what keeps fueling the division in our countr

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. RealVinnieJames‏ @RealVinnieJames 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TownzenW

        The Democrat party uses tolerance as a tool to delude victimized people into believing they mean them no harm. -VJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. RealVinnieJames‏ @RealVinnieJames 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @RealVinnieJames

        .@TownzenW #Hillary2016 #Obamapic.twitter.com/6upKDb6iTN

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      8. Wonka‏ @TownzenW 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @RealVinnieJames

        pretty sad isn't it! Once you promise people into poverty you've taken away their ability to work out if it ,;(. CONTROL

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. RealVinnieJames‏ @RealVinnieJames 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TownzenW

        Breaks my heart. Democrats found a way to make slavery look like culture, resignation taste like hope, lies sound like glory. -VJ

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      2. Dan Capps‏ @ImPorkachu 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AAndrew_21

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      1. TRUMP#NotMyPresident!‏ @mgrossi1 26 Jun 2016
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        I'm sure it's someone who works in one of his hotels.

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