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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2016

    NYC To Require Access To Free Tampons http://onion.com/28NYtZv  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/GdCmrhmgAR

    2:20 PM - 22 Jun 2016
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    13 replies 342 retweets 837 likes
      1. Cindy Chatwell‏ @CindyChatwell 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There will always be people who abuse the reproductive system...

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      2. SLOW TALKER‏ @BooneVirginia 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rchayden @Camie2007 @MarilynT4 @Sasha_Dominique @TrammellLt @krisikaye5 @Anjuynia What a mind this guy has!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. RC Hayden‏ @rchayden 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BooneVirginia

        ! L'il Sis. That's Onion. @BooneVirginia @TheOnion @Camie2007 @Sasha_Dominique @TrammellLtpic.twitter.com/nr1BpdkamV

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. SLOW TALKER‏ @BooneVirginia 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @rchayden @TheOnion and

        Funny as hell!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. RC Hayden‏ @rchayden 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BooneVirginia

        Yeah, Like Saturday Night Live of tha Web. @BooneVirginia @TheOnion @Camie2007 @Sasha_Dominique @TrammellLt

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. RC Hayden‏ @rchayden 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @rchayden

        I'm sure if Left Wing Waccos pick up on that they can make some nice sloppy mud out'a it @BooneVirginia @TheOnion @Camie2007

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. RC Hayden‏ @rchayden 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @rchayden

        RC Hayden Retweeted RC Hayden

        https://twitter.com/rchayden/status/745859916599013376 … @BooneVirginia @TrammellLt @D_J_Oz4 @amentilone @ezridersos @JGBigfish @US_Threepers @Phishie_Philly @douggietwo

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        RC Hayden @rchayden
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        I'm sure if Left Wing Waccos pick up on that they can make some nice sloppy mud out'a it @BooneVirginia @TheOnion @Camie2007
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      1. Vincenzo1823‏ @srobiton 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @MikeRay6

        "given or available without charge". We all know how taxes work.

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      2. Jeffrey Guterman‏Verified account @JeffreyGuterman 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Pangaea1000Barb @TheOnion

        That guy Raddatz is not very bright.

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      1. Michael A. Preciado‏ @SidebarPreciado 29 Jun 2016
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        @nikkieveyseh1 @Autobot_Prof @Autobot_NP

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      1. John O'Reilly‏ @oreilljo 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Joe Raddatz, your talents are wasted providing ambience to ballrooms - Someone give this guy a show on Fox.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 23 Jun 2016
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        Always aware of saving money. NYC didn't stipulate that the tampons hadn't been used before! RT

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      1. Mathew Richwalski‏ @matrocious 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is soda meant as the ailment to consuming the grocer's butchering a visual match a by-product from wiping the block streetsweeping

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