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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jun 2016

    Tearful Gun Manufacturers Thankful They All Made It Out Of Massacre Safely http://onion.com/28LbOhW pic.twitter.com/nUE0gD6VuD

    12:31 PM - 21 Jun 2016
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    • 🅽🅾🆄🅽 🅰🅽🅳 🆂🅾🆄🅽🅳 Georgia Guhin Zack Bornstein Jenna Mondry Dilbert Schleptsky Edward R.C. John Seitz Zombie Space Pirate SAGE
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      2. EATtheRICH‏ @__EatTheRich__ 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        was a lot funnier before being bought out by HRC&Co.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Stephen Bennett‏ @stephen_b_14 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @__EatTheRich__ @TheOnion

        you mean it was funny until it was making fun of you

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      2. T‏ @TD_4800 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnMerro

        .@JohnMerro Agreed. It's not @TheOnion's place to discuss national tragedy. Let's leave that to the dead victims. Oh wait.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. T‏ @TD_4800 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnMerro

        .@JohnMerro Remind me of all the mass shootings that happen in those places every few weeks outside of those two events.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. T‏ @TD_4800 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnMerro

        Strict gun laws do nothing for a city if you can drive to the next town or state and buy one there.

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      1. Wink‏ @cobrawink 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        please tell me you support terrorism. I have a friend who's son was killed there. Stay the fuck out of #Orlando

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      1. CByron‏ @stillbee 21 Jun 2016
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        so few who follow the @TheOnion understand satire.

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      1. Jonathan Steward‏ @SilentSteward 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        in other news, heres an actually funny article from the real world:pic.twitter.com/nOxkHOzjQa

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      1. Morning  🌞 Saint‏ @FaunaViaFlora 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. jon randall‏ @AbeRandall 21 Jun 2016
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        I guess a week was enough time to wait to make light of 49 innocent people killed. #Classy

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      1. terpkristin‏ @terpkristin 21 Jun 2016
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        terpkristin Retweeted The Onion

        As usual, @TheOnion gets ithttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/745338280472879104 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Tearful Gun Manufacturers Thankful They All Made It Out Of Massacre Safely http://onion.com/28LbOhW  pic.twitter.com/nUE0gD6VuD
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      1.  ⚽Dre Day 🏈‏ @AngelCityDre 21 Jun 2016
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        if you get mad then they talking about you 😂😂😂

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      1. Dr. John N. Hait‏ @johnhait 21 Jun 2016
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        @sacca Not for long!

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      1. Jenna Finlinson  🌹‏ @GrandXenoCpt 21 Jun 2016
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        Jesus fuck Onion, you're fucking savage on this issue lmao

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 21 Jun 2016
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        Clearly impacted by gun violence, Gun Manufacturer CEOs are forming a support group with Ammo Manufacturing CEOs. RT

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      1. noah‏ @1Cor16_13 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon

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      1. eddie‏ @eddiegemayel 21 Jun 2016
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        eh

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