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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jun 2016

    Top Story: U.N. Warns Trump May Be 7 Months Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons http://onion.com/1UfjIRR pic.twitter.com/hvDv4wSYpQ

    10:05 AM - 18 Jun 2016
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      2. YANEUSTAGE‏ @StageYaneu 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @stockguy61 hahaha lmbo I need a Good Laugh! Anyone would be a Better President. Officials cannot let a PsycoPath take the Helm!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. YANEUSTAGE‏ @StageYaneu 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @StageYaneu @TheOnion @stockguy61

        Seriously They cannot let a person that cannot Pass Top Security Clearance be a Police officer much less be President!

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Lawrence‏ @Lawrence_n_DC 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @lasesana

        This would be funny if it weren't true. And Bernie-babies are will to facilitate Trumps election for spite.

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      1. jack‏ @Thetiredbroker 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DesertWolfPS It will be 8 months till the TRUMP NUCLEAR POLICY GOES INTO EFECT !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9BwMNrvug …

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      1. Darla Heidi Brooks‏ @DarlaHeidi562 18 Jun 2016
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        @GilpinPeri He is insane.

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      2. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't wait to see Trump. My choice is to tax the hell out of @TheOnion . Sweet onions abound in Vidalia, GA and Walla Walla, WA @troutm8

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      3. Tom Carroll‏ @troutm8 23 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BrungerJohn @TheOnion

        he will probably ban all news media, serious or otherwise.

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      2. William Damron‏ @wwdamron 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CNN @MSNBC DUH... So is Hillary.

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      1. Jeffrey Chang‏ @jeffznikekb27 21 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These are my nuclear arms.

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      1. Latikia‏ @latikia 20 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        surprised the @GOP hasn't called for sanctions...or a drone strike @SallyMcD1

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      1. Danielle ✌ ❤ 🇺🇸‏ @yelli1972 20 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        beyond frightening how real this is!!!! #VOTEBLUE2016

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 19 Jun 2016
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        Irritated by high fuel costs, Trump's first use of nuclear power will be for the Trump Plane. RT

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      1. 25th Amendment Now‏ @kimksavesworld 19 Jun 2016
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        Read what happens nexthttp://www.kimkardashiansavestheworld.com 

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania 19 Jun 2016
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        A day late and a dollar short again, just like the RNC, the UN could've said something months ago.

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      2. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eat your hearts out. I'd rather have Trump than that bitch Hillary. Next time use the joke using Hillary'$ name. @troutm8

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      3. William holtz‏ @Williamholtz5 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @BrungerJohn @TheOnion @troutm8

        its a fake news outlet.

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