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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2016

    Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools http://onion.com/21qKwmm pic.twitter.com/RvLXtlrr7c

    9:30 AM - 17 Jun 2016
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    27 replies 944 retweets 1,963 likes
      1. Thistle Burr‏ @thistle_burr 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @robotswcoffee I am gonna miss these articles so much when Biden is done being VP :(

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      1. James Remeika‏ @remeika 17 Jun 2016
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        James Remeika Retweeted The Onion

        This January @TheOnion needs to release a leather-bound commemorative edition of their Biden coverage.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/743843217918074880 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools http://onion.com/21qKwmm  pic.twitter.com/RvLXtlrr7c
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      1. Jim Harper‏ @JimHarper_ACN 17 Jun 2016
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        @JAndrew_Cochran the onion is doing god's work.

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      1. Tyler Barton‏ @TylerBarton27 17 Jun 2016
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        @BecketAdams, I would not even trust him to do that in my yard.

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      1. Michael Greenfield‏ @greenfieldmj 17 Jun 2016
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        If Diamond Joe expects to pull some MILF tail, he's gonna need to roll out the Trans-Am. Ladies no likey the dirty pickup trucks!

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      1. nevin‏ @nevDOOM 17 Jun 2016
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        @planet_sydney

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      1. A$AP FI$HBEIN‏ @gfish93 17 Jun 2016
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        @ggrreegg055 is this you?

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      1. Gates of Memphis‏ @GatesofMemphis 17 Jun 2016
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        @SheffieldJay Can't get enough of Uncle Joe.

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      1. Apostic‏ @AposticMark 17 Jun 2016
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        "There's nothing wrong with liking swimming pools, is there?"pic.twitter.com/2zt9KWlWiO

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 17 Jun 2016
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        Biden off into the sunset of life.

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      2. kt‏ @_cmulvey 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AndrewSull617

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      3. Andrew Sullivan‏ @AndrewSull617 17 Jun 2016
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        u love the onion

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      4. kt‏ @_cmulvey 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @AndrewSull617 @TheOnion

        how could you not

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      1. ana luiza brown‏ @anabrown75 21 Jun 2016
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        I had no idea he liked Whitesnake! Good musical taste! ;)

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 18 Jun 2016
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        When offered nice, cool lemonade, Biden opined: "I may be VP but that doesn't mean I don't get thirsty when it's 105 out there!"

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      1. Timothy Cannetti‏ @TimothyCannetti 17 Jun 2016
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