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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2016

    Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around http://onion.com/261eRyC pic.twitter.com/78bLCMMUDt

    6:30 AM - 17 Jun 2016
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      1. Lord Blood‏ @drng 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pic from my @TheRMH outpatient clinic today Cc @TheOnion @marrow #tearingituppic.twitter.com/BZgFPO5Uk1

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      2. landon cassill‏Verified account @landoncassill 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @steveluvender

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      3. Steve Luvender‏Verified account @steveluvender 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @landoncassill @TheOnion

        well actually I only use one screen for optimum focus

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      4. bootnee lee farnsworth‏ @turbojunker 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @steveluvender @landoncassill @TheOnion

        fuck that I have too much stuff to paste into excel to use one screen

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. bootnee lee farnsworth‏ @turbojunker 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @turbojunker @steveluvender and

        also I can open twice as many things to sit and stare at to look busy

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Brett 2sp00ky  🎃‏ @Brett_Black 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @turbojunker @steveluvender and

        this is what I do

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      7. bootnee lee farnsworth‏ @turbojunker 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Brett_Black @steveluvender and

        I open maximo for no reason at all sometimes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Brett 2sp00ky  🎃‏ @Brett_Black 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @turbojunker @steveluvender and

        lmao. Fuck Maximo

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. bootnee lee farnsworth‏ @turbojunker 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Brett_Black @steveluvender and

        I wish I could like that twice

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      2. Donald Davis‏ @ddteachpaz 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        isn't that you at the office @RobbinsHistory?! :-)

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      3. Liz Robbins‏ @RobbinsHistory 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ddteachpaz @TheOnion

        you mean "mission control"- gotta be ready for any civics emergency!

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Chris Weinberger‏ @Leeweinberger 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TannerSkluzacek this will be you in the future.

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      3. Tanner Skluzacek‏ @TannerSkluzacek 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Leeweinberger @TheOnion

        Gotta love The Onion

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      1. Clarity Bell 🎃‏ @ineedclarity14 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jonesbrent570 LOL this is my entire office. #paperless

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      1. Vonetta Logan‏ @VonettaLogan 17 Jun 2016
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        .@TheOnion this is basically all of @tastytrade. #screensonscreens #devs #nerds #datascience

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      1. Seqi‏ @seqilol 17 Jun 2016
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        @wheatleyjj 3 when

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      2. Carly Hoilman‏ @carlyhoilman 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @oliverdarcy You?! You.

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      3. Oliver Darcy‏Verified account @oliverdarcy 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @carlyhoilman

        hahahahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Carly Hoilman‏ @carlyhoilman 17 Jun 2016
        Replying to @oliverdarcy

        Amiright??! 😂

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