14 year-old son gave dad a guillotine along with a "You're One Fucked-Up Father!" Bouquet from 1-800-FLOWERS. RT
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Why is my father talking to you and not me!?...sob
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I feel bad for laughing but this is great
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Abusive home>liberal arts degree>meth>sell your ass>manage The Onion's Twitter account
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Thumbnail looks like Viggo Mortensen.
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Hopefully it's emotional abuse ... because that inspires the best art.
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@CrawlWaller I love the onion so much.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This was always one of my favorites.
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inevitably unable to escape the cycle where all the kids do these days is prints
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hahaha nice
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