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RT @TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/28HI1Sm pic.twitter.com/0dMrCjy7nU
Here I thought it was being unable to buy assault weapons, rifles, grenades launchers, shotguns, and the who shebang (pun intended
@venadohime @Jigglycluff they know..
That and not having a gun. Or having the word super to put in front of any normal descriptive words.
thats super true
@SethMacFarlane hey I wouldnt forget u if I was a waitress
Add futile drumming of fingers upon the tabletop for a @SoVeryBritish style of abandonment!
@SethMacFarlane
Lmaol holy shizz. That's crazy. I was a waitress before. I never forgot anyone i attendedpic.twitter.com/nKvtz8xB71
Asked deli counter guy for Lox & Bagel Sandwich and he went searching for it. The place went out of business! He still looking?RT
the 2nd is toilet paper! 
of course
that's why you tip big on the first order
@SethMacFarlane Come on, it's The Onion! 
I like this place.
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