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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jun 2016

    Trump Campaign Bans ‘Washington Post’ Coverage http://onion.com/1XVasch  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/HunsSO7sTV

    12:26 PM - 14 Jun 2016
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    25 replies 675 retweets 1,020 likes
      1. Tammy Kosiancic  🌹‏ @TammyKosiancic 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Whatever - I'm Bernie or Bust but you guys are a pack of LIARS & I'm with Trump on this one @billmon1

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      1. Craig‏ @cbelldina 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The @washingtonpost quoted Trump about as accurately as the onion is funny. #Not

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      1. Araminta Ross‏ @arw2007 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the satire can't beat the reality of #Drumpf 😂

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump has banned certain reporters from his events for years, including snarky 7 year-old from "Weekly Reader" in 2011 RT

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      1. Robots in Kashmir‏ @blackholetalos 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And we're finally at the point in this campaign when the Onion's reports are valid.

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      2. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump now only allowing organ donors and braless women to press conferences. Charitable!

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      1. James McLamb‏ @james_mclamb 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bezos can buy and sell @realDonaldTrump. Phony Don is faux rich and won't reveal his taxes. Can't even fund his campaign. Pathetic

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      1. Lesliefryan‏ @goldenseal41 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They had it coming.

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      1. Michael Brodie‏ @brodemy 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Quits Campaign, Goes to Work for The Onion. "Because nothing they do can trump my ability for authentic self-aware satire."

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      1. TruthnotLies: VoteBlue‏ @ramadeyrao 14 Jun 2016
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        @Ladyblueclr ALL shud boycott him. total n peaceful non-cooperation.Gandhi wud've wanted nothing less. Yu will have done your job!

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      1. Ray French‏ @RayRayfrench4 14 Jun 2016
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        @daveweigel you would think the people want to know how bad his swill os and not water it down?

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      1. Candor Schatz‏ @candorschatz 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Post certainly thought they could quote Trump exactly, only they couldn't understand a word he said & got it down wrong!

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 14 Jun 2016
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        I think it would be great if all major news outlets walked away and refused to cover him...or take his calls!

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      1. Nur el-Masih Ben Haq‏ @twitNurHaq 14 Jun 2016
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        The Libiots can't stop Trump.

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      1. Hazel M‏ @neighbor6 14 Jun 2016
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        @JohnJHarwood Trump doesn't like anyone who tell the truth about him who is such a liar.Trump knows he will not be President.

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