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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jun 2016

    "This is who we are as Americans." – Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell http://onion.com/1tmwyqD pic.twitter.com/tWiFCQbcG8

    10:21 AM - 13 Jun 2016
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    43 replies 1,861 retweets 2,318 likes
      1. brian hurst‏ @bhurst 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can no longer tell the difference between fake news and real news. 😔

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      1. Edwin‏ @old_but_smart 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good comment...exposes Mitch as part of the problem

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire Onion, satire. This is again just factual reporting combined with the wanton distribution of that face...

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      1. Cephas‏ @MFCephas 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The accuracy.

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      1. Alt-Mom‏ @flamingoart 13 Jun 2016
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        is he serious?

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      1. Nancy Brisson‏ @nance24 13 Jun 2016
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        since when does he want to ban any kind of guns

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      1. channing webster‏ @ChaWeb 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You folks are supposed to be doing fake news, not composing Senate GOP press releases.

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      1. Ed Gary‏ @edgary1 13 Jun 2016
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        He said " Block any legislation that prevent terrorist from buying Guns"

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      1. Ed Gary‏ @edgary1 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did any of you actually READ the text of what he said?

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      1. Valerie Sussman‏ @whybebeige 14 Jun 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Would-be Terrorists and Guns: They can buy-- but they can't fly... (Hmm...)

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      1. Lois May‏ @krittermomma63 13 Jun 2016
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        Mitch McConnell is an idiot. Many of us want him gone in KY. Guess it won't happen until he hits his grave

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      1. Junction101‏ @Slaming_granny3 13 Jun 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane He used to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Then the shell removal & skin bleaching from the plastic surgeons meh

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      1. Matthew Russo‏ @MattDaRus 13 Jun 2016
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        @thepilgram

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      1. Matthew Russo‏ @MattDaRus 13 Jun 2016
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        @BRiCKSQUAD115

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      1. Biscuits n Gravy‏ @DavidJ5577 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        uhhh, yep

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      2. Yor Karma‏ @YorKarma 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is main reason we have Bozo the Trump. Also include Boehner,Polosi,Palin, an all others that made a mockery out of Democracy.

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      3. Trevor Smith‏ @SmithT008 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @YorKarma @TheOnion

        it's not hard to make a mockery out of democracy

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      2. Lorenzo Lopez-Mercad‏ @LorenzoLopezMer 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MarcVegan @USCongress @ussenate Mitch McConnell DC GOP out of AM desency is taking NRA $27Mil donationspic.twitter.com/GOfRO25Pkm

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      3. Lorenzo Lopez-Mercad‏ @LorenzoLopezMer 15 Jun 2016
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        DC GOP RUN BY THE NRA, US POLITICIANS MAKE MORE $ FROM NRA DONATIONS!pic.twitter.com/rF8oT9kF0n

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      1. ThatBrooklynBabe‏ @BrooklynBabe19 14 Jun 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Yes because a person who doesn't care about a murder law will definitely follow a gun law. Wake up idiots!

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