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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jun 2016

    Nation Wishes It Could Just Once Be Reminded Of Preciousness Of Life Without Mass Shooting http://onion.com/25VZO60 pic.twitter.com/t6V1iYjUg0

    4:26 PM - 12 Jun 2016
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      2. Scott  🏈 🎃 🕷 🕸 🍁 👻‏ @stlredbirds85 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        delete your account

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. M‏ @YeBoMJ 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @stlredbirds85 @TheOnion

        you first

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Scott  🏈 🎃 🕷 🕸 🍁 👻‏ @stlredbirds85 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @YeBoMJ @TheOnion

        nobody's speaking to you, I'd I want you take I'll summon you

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      1. Geoff‏ @_TheGeoff 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kirkmurphy To be honest, it'd probably be more effective if you just reposted your "No Way To Prevent" story every time.

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      1. Shawnito  🇺🇸‏ @PFShawns 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #toosoon

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad state of affairs #PrayForOrlando

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      2. craig brown‏ @brown_note 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you've changed. You used to be satire.

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      3. James 'James Holmes' Holmes‏ @James_R_Holmes 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @brown_note

        I suspect real life has become crazy enough to be indistinguishable from @TheOnion satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. craig brown‏ @brown_note 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @James_R_Holmes

        :(

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      1. Ada Lavin‏ @Sunyasue 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That story wasn't meant to be funny it was very serious. Don't understand why ppl took as joke. Read again.

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      1. Seth Jones‏ @sethpjones86 12 Jun 2016
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        "Local man who doesn't understand satire is offended by Onion article"

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      1. shdefrn‏ @pntskt 12 Jun 2016
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        right? :'(

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      1. Christopher Woods‏ @kingcwoods 12 Jun 2016
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        i hope none of their family members sees this. bad call.

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      1. We Persist‏ @birdistheherd 12 Jun 2016
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        Truth

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      1. rick kartis‏ @rskartis 16 Jun 2016
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        @The_Barrettron .. Stand up against the ISLAM Religion now & what its "Bible" (QUR'AN!!) stands for! U only THINK u care bout Gays

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      1. Richard EB‏ @EscoboomVanilla 14 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is an updated "No way to prevent this" article? Needs to be shared.

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      1. Fiscal Tweets‏ @FiscalTweets 14 Jun 2016
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        detach us from Mexico then

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      1. Franco‏ @FGNABZE 13 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this form of radical ideas is from the Donald play book. He is to blame for this killings. Preaching hatred well done Donald

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