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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jun 2016

    Dubai Completes Construction On World’s First Full-Scale Replica Of Dubai http://onion.com/1ZCKMyb pic.twitter.com/dkbHeTFK5M

    7:06 AM - 12 Jun 2016
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      2. Christian  🥃‏ @Salva______ 12 Jun 2016
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        @ArjunValay

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      3. Arjun Valay‏ @ArjunValay 12 Jun 2016
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        they made a replica wtf 😂

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      1. nicolle‏ @300princessnic 12 Jun 2016
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        just what we need... A life size copy of Dubai... So much for women's rights...

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      2. kk‏ @k_batata 12 Jun 2016
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        @TheTariqSide hahahahahahahhHhahHahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha

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      1. Mathew Richwalski‏ @matrocious 12 Jun 2016
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        only in dubai, probably because people did

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      1. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 12 Jun 2016
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        Every place on the fucking Earth should just have its own giant tower!pic.twitter.com/zXcoqkW1zC

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      1. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 12 Jun 2016
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        We need to make Dubai great again, and God damnit, we cannot be great without more giant pointless towers!

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      1. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 12 Jun 2016
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        This is just in, the public has just agreed that Dubai needs even more towers.pic.twitter.com/B9GhHxeeDp

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      1. el.manyel‏ @Manyel2010 12 Jun 2016
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        I heard is not "full scale" but actually bigger

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 12 Jun 2016
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        @mchlspada4a @bennyfish19

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      1. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 12 Jun 2016
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        Trump pays workers there 1.50, cheapest full scale replica ever assembled. GREAT. The Greatest. Classy.

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      2. Osman Ali‏ @ozidb7 12 Jun 2016
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        @OmerBashir

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      3. Omer Bashir‏ @OmerBashir 12 Jun 2016
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        hahaha

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      1. Evo‏ @Evolvating 12 Jun 2016
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        seems pretty obvious to me

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