7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures http://onion.com/1ZEMK0V pic.twitter.com/gEst9k4WhQ
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Amazingly similar to all the the action hero movies being produced these days.
"It will become the basis for the next M. Shyamalan movie" said Universal Picture's executive
..."Almost as indecipherable as Senate Hearing," comments Congressional lawmaker.
#thanks for sharing about single, have a great Friday :) 
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Well...That gave me a NEW perspective on like EVERYTHING! #TrueThat
Is his name Zack Snyder, Jr.?
R u confirming Senator Warren's office can of beans spilled #HillaryClinton home smelled like "an old fart" or #CatLady home?
Becouse nobody wants to hear my story
the onion making fun of a story that's impossible to follow?
I blame Rupert Murdoch.
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