Tip #1 (the most important one): Wear a beige-color, cardigan-style sweater and stare off into space. That should do it!
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There is a great instructional video on this... I think it had something to do with making soap?
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The best way to invent someone better than you is to start with somebody better than you! And work up from there!
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After faking one's own death, move on to a similar drab location 2 counties over; no one will look for you there.
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