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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jun 2016

    The Case For And Against Zoos http://onion.com/1P65hxs pic.twitter.com/VjIbGmIZR6

    11:10 AM - 1 Jun 2016
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      1. Ashlyn Heniff‏ @AshlynHeniff 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ecs922 @TheOnion

        OMYGOD this is on point

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      1. Donald MacArthur‏ @djmacarthur1 1 Jun 2016
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        without zoos those animals would run amok in our city centres. Until they can be domesticated it's the safest place for them I say

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      1. David T‏ @emt2er_t 1 Jun 2016
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        looks like a Donald Trump event

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      1. Sherry Lochan‏ @wendylochan 1 Jun 2016
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        the only thing that deserves to behind bars are Trinidad&tobago politicians as well as the islands judicial system!

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius 1 Jun 2016
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        Provides location for those who might otherwise end up in Congress or WH where they might do real damage.

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      1. Sherry Lochan‏ @wendylochan 1 Jun 2016
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        I am all for it,if they only caged Trinidad&tobago politicians, they deserve it!!!!!

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      1. 𓂀 åṃєŗıċå‏ @talkstowind 1 Jun 2016
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        nobody likes zoos, they're garbage.

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      1. 𓂀 åṃєŗıċå‏ @talkstowind 1 Jun 2016
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        the onion is always right on point, for me

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