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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jun 2016

    State Dept: Clinton’s Server Violated Agency Rules http://onion.com/1P5aGVs  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/mElAYSiiM5

    7:21 AM - 1 Jun 2016
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    • Susan Mc.Cathy Angela Fitzgerald Riberto Braz judicialxq Stella Warren sgottare7u Fletcher Kristina Bonnie Coleman Ruth Bennett
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      1. Darci O'Neal‏ @Darci2135 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A strong person who is not afraid to disregard the law is called a CRIMINAL!

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      1. Brian‏ @ravens304 1 Jun 2016
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        the bitch broke the law and endangered this country, ask Patreus what happened when he did it!

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      1. Noah Antwiler‏ @TheSpoonyOne 2 Jun 2016
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        @loweringthebar Now now, there's still a debate on whether or not it was disregard or colossal incompetence.

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      1. TheJadedProfessor‏ @TheJadedProf 1 Jun 2016
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        The fact is laws were broken. #HillaryForPrison

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      1. William L. Burton 3‏ @FuzzyDice3 1 Jun 2016
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        Oh, put this horse shit to bed!

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      2. jay palang‏ @PalangJay 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        those smart comments are useless hillary is strong person &follow the law.Her paid opponents are not niether strong nor honest

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      3. Willie Vanderbrink‏ @OilFart1 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @PalangJay @TheOnion

        continue your adoration of Bill's Old Lady

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 4 Jun 2016
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        #WhatDoYouThink With all the talk of private servers, is this politics or "Downton Abbey"?

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      1. Ed Gill‏ @plsnoone 3 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @corbettreport You mean break the Law, La cosa nostras, Killary Clinton belongs with Sammy the Bull, in Super Max Prison🚾🚾🚾🚾

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      1. Rick Fiory‏ @Rick_Fiory 1 Jun 2016
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        #WhatDoYouThink is funny as hell, # comments are hysterically serious!

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      1. Jacob‏ @JacobSager 1 Jun 2016
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        is this the same Brennan Hosman who was involved in the 'toot your own horn' scandal of '97? He is a disbarred horn tuner nowadays

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      2. Big John‏ @big1john 1 Jun 2016
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        @Stone1962Stone These rules have the standing as LAW. As a past fed cont., all our site specific email remained on their server

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      3. Big John‏ @big1john 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @big1john

        Computers were set up with USB monitors, only site certified encrypted flash drives were allowed.

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      1. Lauren Chapin‏ @DarthMother64 1 Jun 2016
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        Sadly, they are not

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