@Mountain_Ops All u need is the title to know it's Onion material Put "TSA" and "plans" or "Improvement" and its guarenteed parody
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Why would they? They are paid to slow things down- bureaucracy at its most pure
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No. I'll see if I can find this article.. If they speed things up, and terrorist is caught, they're laid off.
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Not by TSA... I mean if a terrorist gets through and is caught after action.
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Just pull a gun on us at parking garage so they don't have to be so careful and slow about stealing in security line!
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