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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2016

    Crowd Cheers As 93-Year-Old Fuckup Finally Graduates From College http://onion.com/20G2z7G pic.twitter.com/1JiTnpG9Wu

    7:00 AM - 26 May 2016
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      1. ktp_108‏ @ktpfly_108 26 May 2016
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        @RobVanDoren thought of you!! What an accomplishment!!

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      1. davide ruatta‏ @davide_ruatta 26 May 2016
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        guys, if I were a woman and 93 yo, I'd be that granny. 'Cause I'm a total fuckup and still not graduated, although I turned 41

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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 26 May 2016
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        New graduate credits success to five decades of dumbing down.

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      1. whats better than this? guys being dudes  👏🏿  🇪🇹‏ @Darkskin2442 26 May 2016
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        finally got her shit together

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 26 May 2016
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        God I love the Onion!pic.twitter.com/60zfJdlwh1

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      1. jake‏ @jaeksykes 26 May 2016
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        @WillSeemann Betty!

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      1. mickael‏ @EMPAYDEE 30 May 2016
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        @mxt9715 me.

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      1.  ☀️ChrisKerr‏ @ChristineAKerr 27 May 2016
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        hahahahahahahha

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 26 May 2016
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        Esther cited Jello Shots Party at the Kappa Kappa Lambda Fraternity 70+ years ago as the point her college career went off track.

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      1. Mathew Richwalski‏ @matrocious 26 May 2016
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        she's a member of the lantern squad obviously she had everyone fooled similar to airbags

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      1. Bill Wilkinson‏ @Bill1224 26 May 2016
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        that dream you have its sr year u haven't gone to class all semester and you have to take the final. This is how that dream ends!

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      1. Andrew O'Brien‏ @AndyOB52 26 May 2016
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        I, too, attended "California University of Pennsylvania". 💸

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      1. Daniel King‏ @Daniel___King 26 May 2016
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        @connorpattyson

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      1. dog1dad1‏ @tpdineen 26 May 2016
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        good luck finding a job, GG

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      1. mrluz‏ @mrluz 26 May 2016
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        Kijk @mensjeM @TheOnion: Crowd Cheers As 93-Year-Old Fuckup Finally Graduates From College http://onion.com/20G2z7G  pic.twitter.com/xqxuIg0dvT”

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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc 26 May 2016
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        and she's really only 23 years old yikes

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