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@ijessesmith great one, Onion, rivals the "Nobody Fucking Cares" one yesterdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@rygorous I hate when Onion articles turn out not to be satire.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/735517314607636484 …
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this is great bc I thought for a second that they had just left off in the middle of a sentence and then it hit me
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@brianbmurphy dank at trashThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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ha ha! Sad but so true!
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@mattdotta1 Talk about Truth smacking you in the face!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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holy shit I didn't know this page was savage
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are we stardust or petroleum based?
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@sethmeyers@ConanOBrien@VancityReynolds@AlbertBrooks Said man oblivious to this, though, and therefore keeps on trying!...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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sad but true


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