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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2016

    "It's all about striking a balance, really." http://onion.com/20AV7uC pic.twitter.com/kWKxzTx42l

    7:10 AM - 25 May 2016
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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 25 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah, so a Libertarian then?

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      1. Lizzy Cobb‏ @elisabugcobb 25 May 2016
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        @sydneyccobb

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      1. # 👑 💎 💋 💫 💯 ♾‏ @EBAIcommerce 26 May 2016
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        yes, they struck out, move out the way for the next batch

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      1. Inquest‏ @Inquest101 25 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I believe its called being libertarian/classically liberal/capitalist/etc... something like that anyways

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      1. Scott Taylor‏ @essteeDubVee 25 May 2016
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        it was foretold that in our darkest hour a voice shall arise representing the political aggregate of the American people

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      1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 25 May 2016
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        While admitting to a liberal stripe, also concedes he spends beaucoup duckets on hair care!

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      1. Morgan Shingle‏ @MorganShingle 25 May 2016
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        too damn real

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      1. james smith‏ @ooOIJamesIOoo 25 May 2016
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        That's the ethos of the very rich here in Australia.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 25 May 2016
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        "@TheOnion: "It's all about striking a balance, really." http://onion.com/20AV7uC  pic.twitter.com/TrlvMX9KZr"

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      1. Hozier’s #1 Fan‏ @ryan_p_higgins 25 May 2016
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        @mikey_dougala

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 25 May 2016
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        Insane Nutjob for president!! oh, we've already got one.

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      2. Joe Gibian‏ @JoeRF19 25 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @trialbyaddison

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      3. Addison Jenkins‏ @trialbyaddison 25 May 2016
        Replying to @JoeRF19 @TheOnion

        "I only wish there were more people out there as open-minded as I am." lmaoooo

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      1. cali dreamer‏ @cali_dreamer12 25 May 2016
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        cool

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      1. crispoe‏ @crispoe 25 May 2016
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        The Onion Party!

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      1. Bitter Klinger‏ @klinger_bitter 25 May 2016
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        If you are a fiscal conservative, you'd support smaller Government.

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      1. Bill Burns‏ @b2burns 25 May 2016
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        Correction: He's a foul-mouthed libertarian!

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      1. sarah tonin‏ @technoweeb 25 May 2016
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        why are you doing on article on me

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