Isis?
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Is this Paul Ryan....
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I'm guessing the first draft was "Man Trying To Get Out Of Judge Duty"
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I heard it pays well
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I try to get out of jury duty. THIS, I would show up early for. Your Honor, if I need to bring my own headsman's ax, I'm DWT!
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Just outsource to Planned Parenthood.
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