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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 May 2016

    Facebook Clarifies Site Not Intended To Be Users’ Primary Information Source http://onion.com/22htoAw pic.twitter.com/GTM1cuENlx

    12:45 PM - 19 May 2016
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      2. Milo Yiannopoulos‏ @GSD_SteVB 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're supposed to do fake news @TheOnion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Zaelkrie  🇿🇦‏ @thegothking 20 May 2016
        Replying to @GSD_SteVB @TheOnion

        it's almost impossible to distinguish between satire and reality anymore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Duchess of Sussex Spaniel‏ @lnorthrup 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Dan_Higgins also, you are supposed to click on the links and read them.

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      1. Gawd Meud‏ @TinFoilSceptic 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CathyYoung63 Is this a Poe or real? That's like Apple saying the iPhone is only used for calling people because of name ...

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      1. Bob Silver‏ @mrbobsilver47 19 May 2016
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        @ZachHiHoSilver “@TheOnion: Facebook Clarifies Site Not Intended To Be Users’ Primary Information Source http://onion.com/22htoAw  http”

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      1. Stephen Strobel‏ @StrobeI_ 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but now Jon Stewart isn't around to tell them what to think, they only have FB

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      1. Jake E Hobbs‏ @jakethebusker 19 May 2016
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        unless those users are the government or one of their agencies and agents.

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      1. Jon‏ @mithlond 3 Jun 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @asymco apparently The Onion got early leaked infohttp://www.macrumors.com/2016/06/03/facebook-kills-off-notify-news-app/ …

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      1. AE Nash‏ @IgToastChronica 22 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AlongsideWild Be still my heart! Faint and fall down!

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      1. Digital Content Next‏Verified account @DCNorg 20 May 2016
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        Digital Content Next Retweeted The Onion

        Wisdom via our member @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/733383040353873920 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Facebook Clarifies Site Not Intended To Be Users’ Primary Information Source http://onion.com/22htoAw  pic.twitter.com/GTM1cuENlx
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      1. Oldman Winter‏ @Old_winter 20 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DJSnM I would personally recommend The Onion for up to date reliable news.

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      1. Angela Wood‏ @AngieMaeWood 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, yes, yes! I get so frustrated seeing my friends/family resort to being gullible reposters of BS! Snopes much? @AngieMaeWood

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      1.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl 19 May 2016
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        that's what Twitter is for

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      1. AnitaBonita‏ @AnitaRamirez3 19 May 2016
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        because that's your job, right?

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      1. emenoh‏ @emenoh 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nah nah... 'Intended for entertainment purposes only.' is the classic line.

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      1. L‏ @Oj_vilket_liv 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This post is declared to be to close to reality for being funny.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 19 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That should be Fair and Balanced @FoxNews.

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