Craig Stanton, police officer: http://onion.com/1ThJ9af pic.twitter.com/n4rihkyMED
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Craig Stanton, police officer: http://onion.com/1ThJ9af pic.twitter.com/n4rihkyMED
"It's a gateway sub son. Just look at what happened to Jared."
someone give the officer an award. he just saved that man from an excruciating sandwich experience.
So I'm thinking of your piece @Meyerson and how it takes bunches of people to wade thru 600 headlines to come up with this.
, Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.
Didn't Edison say that? And didn't Edison steal a lot of his stuff?
Yeah, but he's not on Twitter.
@pgarveyauthor The headlines are phenomenal, but I think at least 38% of @TheOnion 's hilarity is the fucking pictures.
@RebeccaSlatkin Oh - @atpfm @siracusa @caseyliss @marcoarment should enjoy this 
@Burrobot Thank our lucky stars there are still heroes like this left. Sweet onion chicken teriyaki from Subway = scourge of USA.
where was he yesterday when I went to hungry jacks
Truly a hero, that is by far Subway's grossest sandwich
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