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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 May 2016

    Ayahuasca Shaman Dreading Another Week Of Guiding Tech CEOs To Spiritual Oneness http://onion.com/1TWhOVk pic.twitter.com/YRjSrCnypq

    1:00 PM - 17 May 2016
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    • Lillian Kerr Alayna Richmond gone to clown heaven Rosalind Mason Ruby Weaver J.D. Chattaway☮️🇸🇾 Ann Nichols veronica diaz Josh Dunford
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      1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 17 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ConanOBrien @colbertlateshow Tempered, however, by his finally mastering the Mike Dukakis look.pic.twitter.com/PtHYcdbhAj

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      1. Blake‏ @BlakeGoldPop 17 May 2016
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        Why is this dude wearing a Ken doll wig?

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      1. katherine‏ @katherinerrrr 18 May 2016
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        @joseph_uriarte

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      1. Gabriel Bretz‏ @BretzG 17 May 2016
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        @sim_sim92 @JamesRambin @benf92 is this what I have become

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 17 May 2016
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        Lmao.Just got back frm Iquitos.They r rivaled only by Eurotrash& pseudo-hippie backpackers.Save yr $$.Yr spirit animal is the Dodo

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      1. Brad Steinhoff‏ @BradSteinhoff1 24 May 2016
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        @FleederMae is that Elizabeth Warren's husband?

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      1. Healing Bridges DC‏ @ApuFenci 20 May 2016
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        Thank You @SanhoTree for @TheOnion 's Spectacular article. Needs a sequel, maybe a whole series. What do you say @DocMarkPlotkin ?

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      1. Chr1s5opher‏ @AmanaPiara 18 May 2016
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        @TEKYONI absolutely fucking love this article

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      1. Christian Springer‏ @CSpringer271 18 May 2016
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        Tech CEOs to ayahuasca? Wow! See benefits of Ayahuasca, http://soul-herbs.com/ayahuasca-benefits/ … …. Read it and it will surely interest you!

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      1. lisa liu‏ @thereallisaliu 17 May 2016
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      1. Herban Meijers‏ @skwamus 17 May 2016
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        someone watched Silicon Valley this week

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      1. Omer Bashir‏ @OmerBashir 17 May 2016
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      1. Drewbie‏ @DrewBrotherton 17 May 2016
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        @AubreyMarcus @joerogan hahaha!

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      1. Erin Lynn‏ @pielevel 17 May 2016
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        @SiliconHBO The Onion's just going to phone it in instead of taking the shuttle from the D lot.

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