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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 May 2016

    Thrill-Seeking Man Wonders How Long He Can Keep Up Dangerous Sedentary Lifestyle http://onion.com/1Oy2XnN pic.twitter.com/f1Q13R9FkI

    5:17 PM - 16 May 2016
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      1. JD Sheky‏ @JDMidTC 16 May 2016
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        push through the pain ya wuss

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      2.  🌻 🍓‏ @Ouchiness 16 May 2016
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        @pwnthosenoobs is this me

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      1. Grant Cole‏ @TheKid_G_Cole 17 May 2016
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        @alt_j_na can't believe I just read the whole thing...

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      2. Russ Harless‏ @Russ_Harless 17 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MSH2124 this dude in the pic looks just like matt

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      3. kritter‏ @MSH2124 17 May 2016
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        dude it does lmao

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 17 May 2016
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        Experts from MIT School of Materials Science said it was possible for ass atoms to weld themselves to couch atoms in rare cases.

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      1. # 👑 💎 💋 💫 💯 ♾‏ @EBAIcommerce 17 May 2016
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        he's kingle, so as long as he wants to now

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      1. jDub‏ @burningtoast 16 May 2016
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        the answer: turn 40?

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      1. Jeff Waters‏ @Thelizards95 16 May 2016
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        good luck dude- be careful of cramping up- it's tough to get back in the flow

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 16 May 2016
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        Good rule of thumb, your good until you can not see your feet anymore, then you passed the point of no return.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 16 May 2016
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        I'd give him 32 more years, assuming #Obamacare remains on the books.

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