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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 May 2016

    Poll Finds Many Voters Would Support Equally Unlikable Third-Party Candidate http://onion.com/1qhXjLa pic.twitter.com/ElcrimkEZV

    11:22 AM - 14 May 2016
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      1. Sarah‏ @says1978 14 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of my son's friends said, 'Trying to decide who to pick between those 2 is like deciding which STD you'd want the least'

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      1. 🅻🅸🆉🆉🅸🅴‏ @lizonomics 17 May 2016
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        .@TheOnion It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking sobering.

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      1. MARIA‏ @MARIA00004321 17 May 2016
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        Only Bernie Sanders gets my vote! #NeverHillary#AlwaysBernie

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      1. patrick dillard‏ @pcdillard 14 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gary Johnson and Jill Stein are perfectly likeable.

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      1. Sue‏ @Pinkomomma 17 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I just realized something weird. Trump's eye bags are whiter than Clinton's teeth.

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      2. lehimesa‏ @lehimesa 14 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @patricklee6669 tedious false drama. We LOVE HRC. !!

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      3. Patrick L. Lee‏ @patricklee6669 14 May 2016
        Replying to @lehimesa

        you realize that is @TheOnion 😏

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      4. lehimesa‏ @lehimesa 14 May 2016
        Replying to @patricklee6669 @TheOnion

        OK. I do now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 14 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the third party guy is either Romney, Cruz, or Bloomberg, then maybe we could have three unlikable ppl runnin. Alright alright.

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      1. Scott F Kenward‏ @ScottFKenward 14 May 2016
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        Not sure equally unlikable is even possible.

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      1. Clive‏ @RedHotCoach 14 May 2016
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        @colinelmes Go Trump!!!

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      1. Tally Spinelli‏ @t_sp1n 17 May 2016
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        wld still be funny if not bought&paid for by HRC donor Haim Saban. She even controls satirical news (millennials like satire)!

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      1. Bud Sinclair‏ @Budsinclair 15 May 2016
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        . .

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 14 May 2016
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        Most respondents asked: "I don't know whom to vote for, who makes sense to you?"

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      1. W.‏ @grog1311 14 May 2016
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        Crooked Hillary vs. Dumb-Ass Don. We can do so much better. Stop #dumbassdon

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 14 May 2016
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        Republicans need a third party option--Paul Ryan can form one.

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      1. Adepoju Adeleke Ayo‏ @ayomi_adeleke 14 May 2016
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        African players to watch African players to watch http://www.winthrillsnetwork.com/ppc.php?id=0f71e076f67b8b5b83f01e744427a33a …

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      1. Sarah‏ @says1978 14 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My son is 20, btw, & his friend is 22.

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      1. Mike Sorrentino‏ @Ms519mike 14 May 2016
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        Who cares. It's Trump / Crooked Hilliary

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