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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2016

    Brendan Fraser To Star In New Pre-Movie Trivia Question http://onion.com/1UOpX3d pic.twitter.com/61TwLgCzl7

    4:43 PM - 13 May 2016
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      1. Dyer‏ @DonJyer 13 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Jay_D007

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      1. Edison_Crawley‏ @Edison_Crawley 13 May 2016
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        @TimberMob

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      1. Kelly Beck‏ @SouthMetroAFC 13 May 2016
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        God bless you guys.

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      1. Justin Rosenschein‏ @rosensjs195 14 May 2016
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        half the reason I went to college was Brendan frasiers role in some movie about college

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 14 May 2016
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        Fraser was already despondent over being rejected for "Dancing With the Stars" in favor of Seinfeld's 9th TV show girlfriend

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      1. Big Tuna‏ @rgball4 13 May 2016
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        @johnb2564

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      1. TheSourPatchKid‏ @madhatten11 13 May 2016
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        well that's about as much as his name is being used for.

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      1. Chidi henry‏ @Chidihenrynwa 13 May 2016
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        water of lovepic.twitter.com/YXfEqWyJyT

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      1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 13 May 2016
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        The question being, "Where the Hell have you been?"

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      1. Brian Commeans‏ @briancommeans 13 May 2016
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        His face,did someone drop him on it when he was just a wee one?

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      1. Larry Lovestein‏ @larrygetslost 13 May 2016
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        Old. "Puss and Boots" came out in 2011. At the least the Onion recycles..

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      1. Ellen ♔‏ @fishyoct 13 May 2016
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        @fearofswan 🌝

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      1. Illegal Smile‏ @grooveonthis 13 May 2016
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        hahahahahha

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      1. Lena‏ @lenaclairr 13 May 2016
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        @SpencerReynen didn't you show me a really sad brendan fraser video?

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      1. skullbot.exe‏ @tolbot_exe 13 May 2016
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        an oldie but a goodie

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