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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 May 2016

    Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line http://onion.com/279mC3w pic.twitter.com/IOCoLV39AN

    8:15 PM - 11 May 2016
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      1. Justin‏ @thejuic3r 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BDolatowski9 me every time we go to Green Garden buffet.

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @BVTech 11 May 2016
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        Hopeless romantic forgets which tray he put his girlfriends engagement ring in.

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously though, always fill up the plate and then find 4 or 5 more items I would rather have.

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      1. Jennifer‏ @gingerylocks 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should be. Broccoli? Really?!

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      1. # 👑 💎 💋 💫 💯 ♾‏ @EBAIcommerce 12 May 2016
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        lol oh wow ok

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      1. Joshua Insert Halloween Themed Nickname Here Conti‏ @analoguepilot 12 May 2016
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        this is how Instagram will feel in about a week after the logo change...

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      2. Kiburen‏ @KiburenKibu 12 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay this one is just plain dumb... Come on, it's obvious... JUST PILE THE SHIT ON

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      3. Kiburen‏ @KiburenKibu 12 May 2016
        Replying to @KiburenKibu @TheOnion

        Everything is more delicious when it's mixed, lol.

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      1. Steven Chicken‏ @StevenChicken 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've got a scam going with a big plate

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      1. BloodyZomYEET 🎃‏ @bloody_zombie25 11 May 2016
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        ooook?

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      1. Odyssey‏ @OdysseyFloat 11 May 2016
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        How is this a satire? It's a problem many struggle with and more awareness has to be raised in serious, non-satirical publications

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      1. Jean Lindén‏ @Riffkungen 11 May 2016
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        A buffet is like a stage in Tour de France. You should stick to the peloton, and then go for it close to the finish line.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 11 May 2016
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        Who was that Trump said was eating like a pig..

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      1. (((LK)))‏ @MrBuff22 11 May 2016
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        this can't be satire

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      1. Andrew Puetz‏ @andypuetz 11 May 2016
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        @D_Richard the bane of my existence.

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      1. trevor darmour‏ @itsmybusyseason 11 May 2016
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        @SOHOcleveland

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