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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 May 2016

    Biologists Discover Billions Of Missing Bees Living Anonymously In Sacramento http://onion.com/1TbjsVC pic.twitter.com/aiaP1HIqBe

    12:00 PM - 11 May 2016
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      1. T.J.  🇺🇸 🎶 🎸 ✌ 🌴 🇺🇸‏ @LilPolkSalad 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Last one I saw here in Naples was 6 weeks ago. Wondered where they'd gone, but why SMF, pray tell?!?pic.twitter.com/4PUXs96S9H

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      1. T.J.  🇺🇸 🎶 🎸 ✌ 🌴 🇺🇸‏ @LilPolkSalad 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion How disappointing! Thought they would've preferred the plentiful flora in Naples, Florida! I miss my bees.pic.twitter.com/2cljA2NRpF

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      1. Boos Ten‏ @base10 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, The Sacramento Bees, then? 👏 @TheOnion @arclight

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      1. Isabella Mansfield‏ @imansfield97 11 May 2016
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        @liv_mcdonough5 @maddiephillips6

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      1. Chuck Monan aka The Pigskin Preacher‏ @monan_chuck 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion Explains the name of the local newspaper.

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      1. ¿hannah?‏ @hannahalmighty 11 May 2016
        Replying to @m_m_mars @TheOnion

        sacrament-NO

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      2. Zeke hanle‏ @HanleZeke 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jake_barron @SkylarReanne we found them!

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      1. Mike Marano‏ @MrMRM513 12 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @arclight

        Things are bad enough I wish this were true.

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      1. Ronald Wyatt‏ @bigrontennessee 11 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew it! I was telling my wife the other day that those damn bees went to Sacramento! Hive Collapse Syndrome my ass!

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      1. eightiesdisco‏ @eightiesdisco 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion That a releif, but also a bit of an anticlimax

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      1. Adam J Stafford‏ @SPINFARM_NO_GMO 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion I knew the newspaper name had something to do with it. 🐝

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      1. Obama SUCKS ASS!‏ @OndissBob 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion hahaha

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      1. Dennis from datickets‏ @lastminutetix 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion It's crazy, but I actually found a Groupon for this! http://goo.gl/4W6MSM  -- #BumbleBeeEarrings! damnpic.twitter.com/53xa3LCOhU

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      1. Eduardo‏ @GlacialDragon 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion aha!

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion Must have filed with the Witness Protection Program.

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