@TheOnion "quick, release some toxic gas. Their spectrometer is looking!"
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@TheOnion @fearofswanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DustinWMilligan with people voting for trump ..it was our only way to escape the man boy orange apeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't worry M class. We ain't never going get there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@feininist OH great More koolaide ,drinkers -
Billions,billions yrs. later for the first finite signs of life ..Onion says... ' Someday Support Human Life...'
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@TheOnion is satire= joke news https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
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@TheOnion And earth will be like that used car that no one wants any longer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GOOD SEND TRUMP!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1Zz8Od0 pic.twitter.com/7Cfvcid7Je"
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@TheOnion hey! That looks like JupiterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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