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@shawnperine As I sit here with a newborn who loves to soil fresh diapers, this hits close to home.
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@TheOnion @bellsyvonne HFJSJXNSJAJISThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bwahahaha *splat*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is a great oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@justobezianka I don't know why but this reminded me of you. In a loving way ahahahThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@cartoonstudies Did@tignotaro write the article or did you guys accidentally steal her joke? -
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LOL that's my boi Jerry, always clownin
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@TheOnion like Trinidad &tobago politicians ,fleeing the country with foreign bank accountsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion News you can use.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I needed this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great it can fill the moat of my sandcastle to keep the sand peasants away.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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