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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2016

    Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time http://onion.com/1TB5auH pic.twitter.com/ecxG5pIFqZ

    8:27 PM - 10 May 2016
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    22 replies 854 retweets 1,819 likes
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      2. Shawn Perine‏ @shawnperine 10 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MCTuthill Whew!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Matthew Tuthill‏ @MCTuthill 11 May 2016
        Replying to @shawnperine

        @shawnperine As I sit here with a newborn who loves to soil fresh diapers, this hits close to home.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Carissa‏ @carissaiguess 10 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @bellsyvonne HFJSJXNSJAJIS

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      1. Matthew Plonskier‏ @mattplonskier 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @HunterH_

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      1. BeastlyBretMaverick777 🎃‏ @BretMaverick777 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion bwahahaha *splat*

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      1. Jesse Lovell‏ @Dzhessi 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion this is a great one

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      1. ⋆☽*☽Brittany☾*☾⋆‏ @UrsaCelestia 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @justobezianka I don't know why but this reminded me of you. In a loving way ahahah

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      2. claire fitzwater‏ @cfitz2017 12 May 2016
        Replying to @cfitz2017 @TheOnion @Kikenballa

        favorite this

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      2. Alexander Macdonald‏ @AmacdonaldNZLD 10 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @kvon88 analyst barely makes it to back to crowded third floor in time

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      2. Steve Curcuru‏ @sketcherazzi 13 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cartoonstudies Did @tignotaro write the article or did you guys accidentally steal her joke?

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      3. Cartoon Studies‏Verified account @cartoonstudies 14 May 2016
        Replying to @sketcherazzi

        hi! We just retweeted. Love @TigNotaro and @TheOnion!

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      1. Seagull‏ @sea_gull_1 12 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL that's my boi Jerry, always clownin

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      1. Sherry Lochan‏ @wendylochan 11 May 2016
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        @TheOnion like Trinidad &tobago politicians ,fleeing the country with foreign bank accounts

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      1. The Ranja‏ @Mookada 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion News you can use.

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      1. Nerdy McNerd‏ @bleudog13 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion I needed this.

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      1. Christopher Raia‏ @ChrisRaia95 10 May 2016
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        @TheOnion Great it can fill the moat of my sandcastle to keep the sand peasants away.

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        @TheOnion @Jeschert

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