Never change @TheOnion Never change
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@TheOnion but where is the lie
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@TheOnion Yeah, & Hillary is taking this serious. SADThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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New poll: 86% of Americans don't want to have a country anymore: http://onion.com/1TB4XaQ pic.twitter.com/y38Tu2AFYb via
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@TheOnion That's Non-sense! 86% refuse to get off the couch and get involved in their local politics, state, lack of participation key!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@allahpundit and they won"t.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mars here we come...LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion literally canadaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OscarNunezLA I'd laugh at this if I didn't think this was partially trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the way things are going they just might get their way. Sic transit gloria mundi.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion in consideration to the poll hopefully none of them have papersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is actually trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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