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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2016

      A Timeline Of Transgender Rights In America http://onion.com/1qcbgu5 pic.twitter.com/T7yjgnXw3T

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2016

      1789: In a huge blow for transgender rights, North Carolina admitted to Unionhttp://onion.com/1qcbgu5 

      1:47 PM - 10 May 2016
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        2. Azanta‏ @athakur98 10 May 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion @briezzzee i choked when i read this

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        3. brie‏ @briezzzee 10 May 2016
          Replying to @athakur98

          @athakur98 @TheOnion I almost spit out my tea

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        4. Azanta‏ @athakur98 10 May 2016
          Replying to @briezzzee

          @briezzzee @TheOnion amazing

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        1. Nick Whalen‏ @nicholas_whalen 10 May 2016
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          .@TheOnion 1868: In another major blow, North Carolina is readmitted to the Union, ironically, after ratifying the 14th amendment.

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        1. Cameron L. Mitchell‏ @CameronLMitchel 10 May 2016
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          @TheOnion Ha! #RepealHB2 @PatMcCroryNC @GovOfficeNC @Team_McCrory @NCGOP @timmoorenc @NCHouseGOP @MyNCSenate @VisitNC @UNC

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        1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 10 May 2016
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          @TheOnion You forgot 1972 - The year Cpl Klinger was introduced on MASH, thus confusing the whole issue, for several more decades

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        1. Brother Mark 🏳️‍🌈‏ @ProgressWeekly 10 May 2016
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          1789: In a huge blow for #transgender rights, North Carolina admitted to Union: http://onion.com/1qcbgu5  #HB2 @TheOnion

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        1. shelly‏ @shelly2161 11 May 2016
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          reverse course.

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        1. shelly‏ @shelly2161 11 May 2016
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          my guess a lot of companies will wait until 3rd or 4th quarter before planning moves, if Cooper looks like a win, they could

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        1. shelly‏ @shelly2161 11 May 2016
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          there are good people in NC who are suffering for a stupid Governor, Cooper will fix that.

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        1. JLH‏ @JoanHinckley 10 May 2016
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          @TheOnion I'm with them all the way!!

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        1. Matthew Bridgeforth‏ @MattBridge4 10 May 2016
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          @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/2hiO86B9Mj

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        1. Patrick Carter (DJ set)‏ @MrPatrickCarter 10 May 2016
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