@TheOnion Onion apparently doing real news now.
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@TheOnion how about supporting a likable third-party candidate who's a leader, a manager, and a commander#NoTrumpNoClintonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Mine_GoAway LOL. The Onion, the source of pretend News...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys are getting smarter with the hillary boostingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sadly, this is not satirical. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@redsteeze Screw this 3rd party fantasy. Trump won. Does this nation want Socialism (Hillary) or capitalism (Trump)?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion as if their votes ever countedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "If at 1st you don't succeed, hit the hooch again" --W. E. Hicksonpic.twitter.com/QygNs1bqFH
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@TheOnion When Hillary moves into white house, I hope Donnie Bullshit's hot wife gives Bill a BJ for old times sake. God bless AmericaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@redsteeze Gary Johnson?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@redsteeze President Deez Nuts forever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God bless each of the writers of the Onion. The very greatest comedy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Plenty to choose from.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no they won't!#Trump2016#NeverHillaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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