@TheOnion I wish this was actually just an Onion article
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@TheOnion LMAO as alwaysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion couple glasses of pinot noir a day doesn't hurt the childThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But no 32 oz. chaser? The indignity of it allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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