@TheOnion @TammaraMaiden1 I love it when God realises she screw up and withdraws her support. 
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@TheOnion This crowd will be even bigger once the#Cubs win the#WorldSeries
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@TheOnion Aww. I thought they came for Pizza.#bummer#pizzapartyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHA, where are they NOW? probably still crying in their soupThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally Ted Cruz can go back to worrying what people do behind closed doors, behind his own closed doors.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OOOOOOooooooooo I do hope he dresses up as Santa at Christmas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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