@TheOnion any reward offered? Or just eternal life?
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@PopuliAtheist@TheOnion Oh, maybe... - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Oh! And look at the difference since He found them! Meh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ahhhhh...Now we know how Leicester did it!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh thank godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least our heavenly father didn't lose his sense of humor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He still has the ring that makes him invisible, tho...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "me damnitall"!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think that Ted Cruz stole them. And the damn crystals don't seem to work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whoops. And I'm not giving them back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @doawrites

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