@TheOnion @GentleHooves I like this trend of stories that are satirical yet still accurate in some way
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@GentleHooves I've always wondered what the real number is though, how many people die trying to get healthier -
@Fuzimir Technically all of us ;) I used to distance run, and big races would usually have at least a couple cardiac events. -
@GentleHooves heh thats true. I suppose like, limited to the initial phase
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@TheOnion but 60% can be revived by administering 240cc of@Starbucks Vanilla Frappucino, per Rapid Overexertion Support protocolsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao I showed this to wife n she bought itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 15000 americans die every year when from reposting the same story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not surprising. I think I may have pushed it a bit too far once or twice myselft.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I believe it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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